50 Random Things About Me
1. Where is your dad right now?
on the couch, where he usually is.
2. Last time you kissed someone?
Last night.
3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
chances do come around more than once...giving up is stupid.
4. What colour is your watch?
silver band with black and silver face
5. Do you like someone?
I love lamp.
6. Are you close to your mom?
I'm most def. a momma's boy. Love my mom to death.
7. Where does your best friend(s) work?
my friends are prostitutes.
8. What are you listening to right now?
Smack Dat by Eminem
9. What do you smell like?
Sex and tator tots
10. What colour are your pants?
Well, I would say blue...if I was wearing any.
11. Do you have a roommate?
Yeah, my dog sleeps at the bottom of my bed a lot.
12. What color is your bedroom flooring?
mind your business about my flooring.
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
haha, no i actually sit on the floor and type on the computer
14. What time of day were you born?
at exactly midnight, I was half out and flirting with the nurse
15. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
I know many people who are engaged.
16. What's your favourite number?
her number when I dial it.
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
HAHA, no.
18. What colour is your mom's hair?
appears to be light brown
19. Do you have a dog?
I have 3, all of which are my good pals.
20. Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
I used to sing bad to the bone from Terminator 2 all the time.
21. When was the last time you went swimming?
Summer, when its not cold outside.
22. When was the last time you talked to any of your siblings?
uh...5 minutes ago?
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I went to a camp for boyscouts and then again for cubscouts...but summer camp? no.
24. Do you play any instruments?
guitar, harmonica, kazoo?
25. Do you like fire?
I liked watching Miss havisham burn in Great Expectations.
26. Are you allergic to anything?
candy peanuts and STDs
27. When was the last time you were drunk?
haha, weekend?
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
heck yeah. and sauna, they are amazing.
30. Did you take science all five years of high school?
5 years? Well I only went 4 and I took every science offered aside from physics.
31. Do you like butterflies?
uh, oh course, they are stupendously lame.
33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
playing video games with friends.
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
No. Unless you count kungfoo and break dancing as courses.
36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
girls are always right, even though guys win an argument. =(
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Elton John, because the dude has an awesome sunglass collection.
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
Probably, I mean *cough* I am a sexy mo fucka.
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
hahahahaha. Not really.
40. What does your dad call you?
uh...well my name would be the correct answer.
41. What does your mom call you?
a drunken mistake.
42. What does you hair look like right now?
like dead cells.
43. Has a friend ever used you?
yeah i once had super model friend who was bisexual...she used me for sex all the time.
44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than as a friend?
eh, it's complicated. I wish I could have someone more than a friend once more.
45. What have you eaten today?
food and one stray cat.
46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
neither, bitch has dreds yo.
48. Who was the last person you drove with?
Jenny.
49. What are you looking forward to?
Tenacious D and the Picf of Destiny and hanging out with Jenny.
50. How are you today?
well, ever hold back when you have to urinate for like 6 hours and then finally you get the chance to go...i feel kind of like that right now.
1. Where is your dad right now?
on the couch, where he usually is.
2. Last time you kissed someone?
Last night.
3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
chances do come around more than once...giving up is stupid.
4. What colour is your watch?
silver band with black and silver face
5. Do you like someone?
I love lamp.
6. Are you close to your mom?
I'm most def. a momma's boy. Love my mom to death.
7. Where does your best friend(s) work?
my friends are prostitutes.
8. What are you listening to right now?
Smack Dat by Eminem
9. What do you smell like?
Sex and tator tots
10. What colour are your pants?
Well, I would say blue...if I was wearing any.
11. Do you have a roommate?
Yeah, my dog sleeps at the bottom of my bed a lot.
12. What color is your bedroom flooring?
mind your business about my flooring.
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
haha, no i actually sit on the floor and type on the computer
14. What time of day were you born?
at exactly midnight, I was half out and flirting with the nurse
15. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
I know many people who are engaged.
16. What's your favourite number?
her number when I dial it.
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
HAHA, no.
18. What colour is your mom's hair?
appears to be light brown
19. Do you have a dog?
I have 3, all of which are my good pals.
20. Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
I used to sing bad to the bone from Terminator 2 all the time.
21. When was the last time you went swimming?
Summer, when its not cold outside.
22. When was the last time you talked to any of your siblings?
uh...5 minutes ago?
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I went to a camp for boyscouts and then again for cubscouts...but summer camp? no.
24. Do you play any instruments?
guitar, harmonica, kazoo?
25. Do you like fire?
I liked watching Miss havisham burn in Great Expectations.
26. Are you allergic to anything?
candy peanuts and STDs
27. When was the last time you were drunk?
haha, weekend?
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
heck yeah. and sauna, they are amazing.
30. Did you take science all five years of high school?
5 years? Well I only went 4 and I took every science offered aside from physics.
31. Do you like butterflies?
uh, oh course, they are stupendously lame.
33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
playing video games with friends.
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
No. Unless you count kungfoo and break dancing as courses.
36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
girls are always right, even though guys win an argument. =(
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Elton John, because the dude has an awesome sunglass collection.
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
Probably, I mean *cough* I am a sexy mo fucka.
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
hahahahaha. Not really.
40. What does your dad call you?
uh...well my name would be the correct answer.
41. What does your mom call you?
a drunken mistake.
42. What does you hair look like right now?
like dead cells.
43. Has a friend ever used you?
yeah i once had super model friend who was bisexual...she used me for sex all the time.
44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than as a friend?
eh, it's complicated. I wish I could have someone more than a friend once more.
45. What have you eaten today?
food and one stray cat.
46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
neither, bitch has dreds yo.
48. Who was the last person you drove with?
Jenny.
49. What are you looking forward to?
Tenacious D and the Picf of Destiny and hanging out with Jenny.
50. How are you today?
well, ever hold back when you have to urinate for like 6 hours and then finally you get the chance to go...i feel kind of like that right now.
